Puerto Vallarta Sex Guide

Puerto Vallarta Sex Guide

The sex guide of where to find: prostitutes; brothels; red light districts; massage parlors; strip clubs; sex shops; adult theaters; and escorts in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

Sex Scene and Prostitution in Puerto Vallarta

Prostitution is legal in Mexico but pimping and soliciting on the street are not.  Prostitution cannot take place in public places. It is allowed on private property (such as brothels) only with the approval of the owner. Despite this, almost half of all prostitutes still work on the streets. Another 40 % work in bars. And only 15 % work in brothels

Prostitutes have to be registered and receive weekly health checks and have to carry a health card to prove it.

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Red Light District in Puerto Vallarta

We are not sure, but according to some other website there are three red light districts in Puerto Vallarta. One is the “zona”, the second is called Las Conejitas and the third is an area downtown where the girls hang out on their own.

Please comment below if you have any more suggestions.

Street Prostitutes in Puerto Vallarta

Although street (public place) prostitution is illegal, it is present to some degree. However, bars, brothels and strip clubs are considered better places too find prostitutes. If you do want to go the street prostitute route, be aware that the police ask the women to stay off the street until midnight, to appease local residents. Until that time, the women run and hide in the local bars when the police drive through the area. Prices for street prostitutes are normally about 500 pesos per half an hour or one pop. You will only find Mexican and, perhaps, Central American, prostitutes on the streets.

You can find street prostitutes in Puerto Vallarta in these locations:

  • Guatamala Street, to the intersection with Bolivia Street. About a half dozen street prostitutes usually hang on the corner.

 

  • Love hotel Montes De Oca at Calle Bolivia 1417. Sometimes there are street prostitutes out front.

 

  • There is a smaller street prostitute area in old town near hotel Erendira. It is very hit or miss and not very active. The women may be in a local cantina.

 

  • There have been recent reports of street prostitutes on Malecon at night.

 

Brothels in Puerto Vallarta

Legal and present. Please also note that strip clubs (below) also effectively function as brothels. One recommended brothel is::

  • Las Antorchas, close to the cruise ship port – all the taxi drivers know the place. Las Antorchas is geared to the cruise ship staff. Before you go, check the cruise ship schedule to see if one is in port.


Below are few more Puerto Vallarta brothels:

  • King George Sport Bar. Francisco Medina Ascencio 2600, Villa las Flores, Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 209 1212.
  • Las Antorchas. Francisco Medina Ascencio 2740A, Beside farmacias del ahorra, Puerto Vallarta.
  • Bar Terraza Colonial. 367 Guatemala, Puerto Vallarta.
  • La Botana. Colombia 1422 (Hwy 200), second floor (stairs entrance), Puerto Vallarta. 322-306-0755.
  • La Reja. 249A Guatemala between Colombia and Peru, Puerto Vallarta.
  • Los Tejabanes. Calle Violeta #1067 Col. La Floresta, Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 135 6059.
  • Golden Boy. Calle Violeta 1110, La Floresta, Puerto Vallarta. 322 108 6289.
  • Los Corrales. Boca De Tomates #50, Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 217 2567.
  • Las Princess Bar. Lázaro Cárdenas 259, Pitillal, Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 111 2655.
  • Las nuevas Sport bar. Revolución Y Emiliano Zapata, Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 888 4463.
  • El Patron Bar Cantina. Privada Ploitécnico Nacional 530, Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 117 2149.
  • Ballena Azul Cantina. Calle Francisco I. Madero, 332 (Emiliano Zapata), Puerto Vallarta.
  • Por K No?. 328 Aquiles Serdan 2nd floor, in old town near Ballena Azul, Puerto Vallarta.
  • Ridiculo Cantina. 442 Basilio Badillo (?), Colonia Emiliano Zapapa, Puerto Vallarta.
  • Mi Barecito. Privada Prisciliano Sánchez # 3, beside Mamitas strip club, Puerto Vallarta. 3221086366.
  • Alazanas Table Dance. Privada Politecnico Nacional, 530 (Agua Zarca), Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 142 4245.


For a list of brothels in Mexico, please visit Mexico Brothels.

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Love Hotels in Puerto Vallarta

Legal and present. The prostitutes know where they are, if needed. One love hotel, Montes De Oca at Calle Bolivia 1417 usually has street prostitutes out front.

Many hotels in Mexico are also girl friendly. You still should check with the reception staff first though.

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Bars with Prostitutes in Puerto Vallarta

Usually ladies don’t approach guys in a bar, so if one does she more than likely is a prostitute. Many prostitutes work out of bars. There are some bars where the women work as waitresses and are available for take out. Most famous one is Los Tejabanes. Just down the street is the bar Golden Boy, with a similar setup. Los Tejabanes and Golden Boy are both on Calle Violeta. To take one out you have to pay a bar fine of 200 Pesos to the bar and also whatever you negotiate with the waitress. This is about 1000 Pesos for an hour or you might be able to negotiate a few hours for 1500. If you go at closing time you can save the cost of the bar fine.

You can also find bas in Zona Romantica. The drink prices are cheaper and you can negotiate your own deal. Just look for a bar that isn’t full of tourists.

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Strip Clubs in Puerto Vallarta

Legal and present. Most, if not all, are effectively brothels. The strip clubs don’t really get started until after 10 pm. Weekends are busiest.

Our three most recommended Puerto Vallarta strip clubs are:

Prestige Mens Club. Blvd. Francisco Medina Ascencio 2033. 322-22-569-41.
VIP club. Go there only if are ready to spend $800 to $1,500 USD. Nice club with great looking girls and private rooms for having sex. Price includes your cover, drinks for you and the escorts, dances and an hour in a private room with the girl of your choice.

El Y Ella. Prisciliano Sanchez 18. Far North, near WalMart and the cruise ship docks.
The best value for money club. Rooms are nice and a full service evening will cost around $200 to $500 USD.

Mi Fantasia. Calle Insurgente 281. Far south in the old Romantic Zone.
Brand new two stories club with VIP area upstairs. drinking, lap dances and an hour in a private room with the girl of your choice will cost you around $200 to $500 USD.

Below are few more strip clubs in Puerto Vallarta.

  • Andromeda. they still have the best prices in town for lap dances, if that is your thing, at 250 pesos for ten minutes. At most clubs that will get you three minutes. Full service in the back room is 1500 pesos for half an hour. You can also get take out.
  • Oasis. about 1 mile north from Mangos on Highway 200. Same beer prices as Mangos, but girls are more, about $1000 pesos. Place is fancier but more pushy.
  • Taboo. Blvd. Francisco Medina Ascencio, 3558-A, Frente A la Marina. +01 32 2209 0004.
  • Los Mangos. La Peñita. Opens at 8pm. $20 peso beers, $100 peso for beers for the girls. Room with girl for 30 minutes or so $800 peso.
  • Las Alazanas. girl prices are about 500 pesos.
  • Aqua. 2600 Blvd. Francisco Medina Ascension. 22 120 71.
  • Candy’s. Blvd. Francisco M. Ascencio 2940. (322) 221-0633.
  • Mirage. Main Blvd.
  • Osiris. Prisciliano Sanchez 18.
  • Rolex. Prisciliano Sanchez 18.
  • Stravaganza. Milenium, (Opposite Wal-Mart).
  • Chivitros.


For a list of strip clubs in Mexico, please visit Mexico Strip Clubs.

We also recommend www.adultlistings.xxx for comprehensive listings.

Massage Parlors in Puerto Vallarta

Legal and very much present. There are 10 in the marina area, but also in other locations. Most massage parlors offer full service, but not all. BBBJ is hit and miss. It really helps if you speak Spanish and can be nice to the girl.

Our recommended erotic massage parlors in Puerto Vallarta are:

  • 332 Basilio Badillo. past Constitucion and close to Hwy 200. Make sure you make an agreement on any extra service before commencement of the massage.
  • Koni spa. near hotel portonovo. Great massage and pretty girls.
  • Dameli Massage. 123 Aquiles Serdán. half hour happy ending massage for 500 pesos.
  • Victoria Massage. 293 Basilio Badillo.
  • Lily Massage. 231 Venustiano Carranza.
  • Bamboo Massage. three doors down from Lily Massage.


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Swingers Clubs in Puerto Vallarta

Legal and present. Our recommended swingers clubs are:

  • Club Swingers Vallarta. Bucerias, call for info, Puerto Vallarta.
  • King George Men’s Pub. Blvd. Francisco Medina Ascencio # 2600-B. Zona Hotelera Norte, Puerto Vallarta. +52 322 2091212.


For a list of swingers clubs in Mexico, please visit Mexico Swingers Clubs.

We also recommend www.adultlistings.xxx for comprehensive listings.

Sex Shops in Puerto Vallarta

Legal but none known of. Condoms and Viagra are available in all Mexican pharmacies at a reasonable price.

Be wary of Cialis and Viagra being sold by street vendors.

For a list of sex shops in Mexico, please visit Mexico Sex Shops.

We also recommend www.adultlistings.xxx for comprehensive listings.

Adult Theaters in Puerto Vallarta

Legal but none known of. Please comment below if any open up. Thanks!

For a list of adult theaters throughout Mexico, please visit Mexico Adult Theaters.

We also recommend www.adultlistings.xxx for comprehensive listings.

Escorts in Puerto Vallarta

Legal and present. 1,500 Pesos is about the going rate. Sometimes you have to add taxi fare for the girl.

For escorts you are best off checking online listing websites. One popular site is www.internationalescortfinder.xxx . Another is www.adultlistings.xxx. These sites are recommended because they don’t charge the escorts to list. Therefore there are not just escort agencies or high class prostitutes that have a large marketing budget. In other words, you will be able to view escorts for all budget sizes.

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6 Comments

  • admin says:

    Las Antorchas

  • Steve says:

    In reply to Jose.
    The brothel I go to is Antorchas, just across from the ferry terminal, and close to where you are. Sometimes they have 3 girls. Sometimes they have 30. A lot depends on whether the cruise ships are in. Don’t worry when you choose a girl and she takes you out back. It’s a 100 yards across a built up, narrow boardwalk across a swampy lot behind the Antorahas bar. It’s creepy. However, nothing bad ever happens and she’s leading you to a small house with several basic, clean bedrooms.

    You’ll pay around $50 USD. (They won’t take US Dollars or credit cards. Convert your money to pesos before you go have a good time.

    Another brothel I have heard good things about is Las Alazanas. But I have never been there.

    You can also pick up atreet walker on Guatemala Street/Bolivia Street. Sometimes you will find a good looking one. They will take you to a nearby love motel.

    Let me know how it goes. It’s been a while since I was down there.

  • Jose says:

    I’m staying in la Marina puerto Vallarta were can I find the hookers

    • Steve says:

      The brothel I go to is Antorchas, just across from the ferry terminal, and close to where you are. Sometimes they have 3 girls. Sometimes they have 30. A lot depends on whether the cruise ships are in. Don’t worry when you choose a girl and she takes you out back. It’s a 100 yards across a built up, narrow boardwalk across a swampy lot behind the Antorahas bar. It’s creepy. However, nothing bad ever happens and she’s leading you to a small house with several basic, clean bedrooms.

      You’ll pay around $50 USD. (They won’t take US Dollars or credit cards. Convert your money to pesos before you go have a good time.

      Another brothel I have heard good things about is Las Alazanas. But I have never been there.

      You can also pick up atreet walker on Guatemala Street/Bolivia Street. Sometimes you will find a good looking one. They will take you to a nearby love motel.

      Let me know how it goes. It’s been a while since I was down there.

  • admin says:

    Head to Guatamala Street.

  • Jose says:

    I want to fuck a pussy for 5 hours less than 100 dlls

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